Anonymous asked: dear future me, dear future girlfriend, dear person i had a crush on, dear santa
Dear Future Me: Remember rules 1 and 2.
Rule 1: Don’t be an asshole.
Rule 2. Don’t date your coworkers.
Break either of these and I will become a preppy, responsible adult just to destroy you.
Dear Future Girlfriend: Hey gurl hey how you doiin. In all seriousness tho, please, please please just remember that I’m an idiot when it comes to people and if I say/do something wrong, I didn’t mean it and I’m sorry.
Dear Person I had a Crush On: I’m happy for you. No seriously. You moving on helped me move on, so thanks. I’m in a fantastic place right now, and I couldn’t have gotten here if I was still hung up on you.
Dear Santa: You didn’t get shot down over Texas when I was 12? YOU LYING CHEAT!
I will write about the following. Leave one in my ask box:
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear [future] girlfriend,
Dear [future] boyfriend,